Because naming your kid You Junior is just lame...

I decided on names for my future children. The names are inspired by my admiration for George Foreman, combined with my love for movies to avoid confusion.

Jason 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jason: The Retun of the King
Jason: A New Hope
Jason or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Jason: The Final Nightmare
Jason: The New Blood

I tried to go with a sequel theme, but not many series go to a seventh movie (and I already used titles from the Friday the 13th and NOES series).

Free holiday fun!

Step 1:
Go to your local game store

Step 2:
Wait for grandparents to come in

Step 3:
Listen to conversation with game employees and old people

Step 4:
Try not to laugh too hard.