I decided on names for my future children. The names are inspired by my admiration for George Foreman, combined with my love for movies to avoid confusion.
Jason 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jason: The Retun of the King
Jason: A New Hope
Jason or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Jason: The Final Nightmare
Jason: The New Blood
I tried to go with a sequel theme, but not many series go to a seventh movie (and I already used titles from the Friday the 13th and NOES series).
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Saturday, December 9, 2006
Free holiday fun!
Step 1:
Go to your local game store
Step 2:
Wait for grandparents to come in
Step 3:
Listen to conversation with game employees and old people
Step 4:
Try not to laugh too hard.
Go to your local game store
Step 2:
Wait for grandparents to come in
Step 3:
Listen to conversation with game employees and old people
Step 4:
Try not to laugh too hard.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Demand Parity Now!
Peeps parity that is!
I want some chanukah peeps. A menorah, maybe a Star of David or a nice dreidel.
I think we should start a letter wriitng campaign, or prehaps an online petition.
Who's with me?
I want some chanukah peeps. A menorah, maybe a Star of David or a nice dreidel.
I think we should start a letter wriitng campaign, or prehaps an online petition.
Who's with me?
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
I need to carry a voice recorder with me at all times
(This is the first post from my old blog. I found it funny)
Today during my hour long ride home I queued up MF Doom's Special Herbs, a collection of beats.
And to pass time, I just started freestyling about anything and everything.
And one rhyme I made up was freakin' awesome. I don't remember how it went, but I remember the content. It was a rap about how I chopped down a birch tree and made a set of false teeth, whcih were then possessed by George Washington. I mentioned something about how he talked with a British accent. And then he said something about not being able to tell a lie, and I reminded him that Lincoln said that. At that point he got an axe and tried to chop me like I was a cherry tree.
It was truly awesome. I wish I could have recorded it, as it's lost to the ether now.
Talking with my sister, she pointed out that it actually was Washington who couldn't tell I lie. I guess that's why he came after me with an axe. So let's always remember that Washington could not tell a lie. He was however, a murderer. So if you ever happen to meet Mr. Washington, do not piss him off, especially if he has a sharp implement around.
Today during my hour long ride home I queued up MF Doom's Special Herbs, a collection of beats.
And to pass time, I just started freestyling about anything and everything.
And one rhyme I made up was freakin' awesome. I don't remember how it went, but I remember the content. It was a rap about how I chopped down a birch tree and made a set of false teeth, whcih were then possessed by George Washington. I mentioned something about how he talked with a British accent. And then he said something about not being able to tell a lie, and I reminded him that Lincoln said that. At that point he got an axe and tried to chop me like I was a cherry tree.
It was truly awesome. I wish I could have recorded it, as it's lost to the ether now.
Talking with my sister, she pointed out that it actually was Washington who couldn't tell I lie. I guess that's why he came after me with an axe. So let's always remember that Washington could not tell a lie. He was however, a murderer. So if you ever happen to meet Mr. Washington, do not piss him off, especially if he has a sharp implement around.
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