My cheapness has reached a legendary status

So this weekend I drove up to Nashville to see my nephew for his first birthday. (As a side note, is there anything cuter than watching a kid eat cake for the first time?)

So after the few guests had left, the family was sitting around and my sister mentioned they were ordering pizza for dinner. I'm stoked, as I'm a fan of pizza.

So before they order the pizza I start singing the chorus to "Peace Sells" by Megadeth under my breath. You know, the "peace sells, but who's buying?" portion.

My sister didn't hear the lyrics. Instead she thought I was saying "Pizza, well whose buying?"

Yes, my sister knows how I'm kind of cheap, and assumes that I'm singing a song about paying for the pizza. I love my family!